The Politics of the Meteorological Department

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Paradoxland is also strange that the completely non-political Meteorological Department is very active here today. In the 2018 elections, it was called the Department of Agriculture and at that time this department used to teach politics to the people, today the same work is being done in the name of the Department of Meteorology.


Earlier there was fog in Lahore and Punjab, now it has reigned in Islamabad as well. Before the coming of the elections, artificial rain is being poured so that the future weather will be as desired and the imran's dust that has covered it will be removed. Experts have been sent from Arabia to make this artificial rain and the formulas are being tested by the Americans.


The problem is that the dust is so abundant that the Noon clouds are relatively small. The meteorological department is trying to increase the amount of Noni cloud, if it falls heavily, it will rain, but the Noni cloud is still decorating the pieces of the election candidates and has not been able to create a deep cloud atmosphere.


If the cloud is about to rain, the wind already starts to tell. The meteorological department is still not satisfied with the thunder of the Noni cloud, one is that the Noni cloud is late in forming and thundering and the second is that the shine of rupees and paisas which should be seen in the Noni cloud is not visible at present. The Imran's dust will begin to fall even from the thunder of the cloud, rain, but this process has not yet started. Imran's dust continues to pose a challenge for the Meteorological Department.


The Department of Meteorology is the most informed organization. According to the latest situation, the officials of the department are satisfied with the recent decisions of the judiciary and now the way for the elections is being completely paved, the Department of Meteorology is confident that the results of the elections will be what they expected. Even if they come against it, they will handle it, their hope is that the heavy rain of Noni Badal is not possible, but it will definitely make the ground wet and the Imran's dust will settle temporarily.


However, the Meteorological Department is not ready to completely rule out the possibility of a Imran's storm, so efforts will continue to block arrests, prosecutions and disqualifications in the path of the storm.


Even if Imrani winds up, his preparation to break 20, 25 winning people is also complete. The weather news of Umrah in Raiwind region is also very interesting. It is already decided that Nawaz Sharif will be the prime ministerial candidate of Noon, Shahbaz Sharif will also go to the federation and the prime minister's relationship with the meteorological department. I will perform the duties of coordinator.


Raiwind's latest news is that it has almost been decided that Maryam Nawaz Sharif will also be the candidate for Chief Minister of Punjab. In this season of fog, he has been nominated on safe seats to ensure his victory in the coming days. Former Chief Minister Hamza Shehbaz Sharif will also have to go to the center because there are two swords named Hamza and Maryam in the sheath of Punjab. It doesn't seem possible to get together.


The Meteorological Department does not like father and daughter becoming the Prime Minister and Chief Minister of Punjab at the same time, but they have decided to remain silent because they do not want to anger both Noni and Imrani at the same time.


In the region of Paradoxland, climate change has not only changed the weather but also changed the powers of the department. In this country, the meteorological department has melted the political glaciers and in such a situation, the future environment has to be set by the department itself. CIFC has also taken responsibility for agriculture, livestock, mining and most important aspects of the economy as if the entire responsibility of the state has been transferred from the political elite to the Meteorological Department.


The department believes that if we do not take this responsibility, the economy of the state will not be able to run. The head of the department is doing his work diligently. He has so far chosen only businessmen and scholars to convey his position, neither has he met the opposition nor has he told the media his apologetic conscience. If they don't interact with the media, how will they know the other point of view, if they don't know both the points of view, then whatever decision is made is one sided and one sided decisions are temporary, unsustainable and destructive.


The righteous leadership did not learn what they should have learned from the wind, the storm, the blows of the opposing winds, but as the weather intensified, they have started a campaign to protect them from the cold. Barrister Gohar Ali and Ali Zafar's indication that we will participate in the elections no matter what, shows wisdom.


The Jayalas were attacked by storms and storms for many decades and sometimes they would hide in the political canopy, sometimes they would go to the legal shadow, sometimes they would make a so-called change in their leadership, they would go to jails, and they would also fight a legal battle. Despite this, he kept saving the life of the party. Noni Khan came as a child of the Meteorological Department, but soon he also passed the weather tests, first there was thunder, then there were storms and storms. There is coercion and coercion. Justices should learn from political parties and open the way for reconciliation with the department. If you want to live in the river of Paradoxland, it is not impossible.


Today, the department does not dislike Jayala Khan as much as it used to be in the past. At first, the meteorological department thought that a new experiment should be conducted in Sindh by shutting off the air and water of Jayala Khan, but then Zardari conducted such a round of negotiations that the department Convinced the people that Jiyals should not be teased in Sindh but should also be given a share in Balochistan and Punjab.


The matter of Punjab could not go forward because it is difficult for anyone to win in Central Punjab except Noon and Tehreek-e-Insaaf. However, they will get something in South Punjab. They have started hoping from Balochistan too, if the estimates of the department till today are correct and no party gets a clear majority, then Jayala Khan will get some share in the center as well.


Maulana Fazlur Rahman is facing the most difficult phase of his career, on one hand the threat of Taliban attacks, on the other hand the economic climate of Pakhtunkhwa, both are proving to be dangerous for him. This is the reason why he is contesting elections from Balochistan for the first time.


Political weather may or may not be under the control of the Meteorological Department. If everything is left to natural conditions, artificial rains can extinguish the fire, but if the department artificially controls the weather, then the results will also be arbitrary.